So I was browsing through baby centre, and I came across a post in the June 2011 group which I'm a part of..
I couldn't stop giggling at it, I literally nearly wet myself. I thought it was so funny and so true that I just had to re-post it here!
So this is the post:
I'm 38 weeks pregnant now and I just want this baby out! I really had a feeling that LO was going to come early, but so far I've had nothing. I get excited with every little pain I get. It's like.. Me and my OH are sitting there and all of a sudden I get stomach pains. I get really excited and scream to him that this is it, but he just sits there and tells me I'm overreacting. I create and make a fuss for a good few minutes before I finally manage to convince him that something is happening and I'm going into labour! .... But then... I fart. And the pain is gone. That's it. A FART. It happens all the freaking time now that I'm so afraid that I'll go into labour and just brush it off as more wind! OH says I'm really not attractive being pregnant; all I do is burp, fart, and poop.. Can anyone relate?
You have no idea how funny this is, because it's actually SO me! All the people who pretend to be mums on Stardoll (and other sites) just act like pregnancy is a total bliss. Nothing to it. But really, it is filled with wind and toilet trips! Like you wouldn't believe. Especially now since I'm near the end the wind has gotten worse and I always need to go to the toilet for number twos! Ha ha. Sorry if that's TMI for you guys, but it's so true. I loved that post so much I saved it to show James, and I copied and pasted it to my Facebook to show people, ha ha ha! Amazing.
(Btw, OH means other half, if you didn't know. On babycentre loads of abbreviations are used and most of the time I don't know what they mean ha ha. But OH and LO [little one] I get!)
The amount of women who commented on this post saying they're exactly the same is unbelievable. Obviously second time mothers don't think they're going into labour with every fart, but they say that the wind is almost unbearable, ha ha.
I love babycentre! And I know exactly what your talking about here, the wind is terrible and I am always near the loo, but it doesn't mention the glamour of sweating, sweaty boobs! Sweaty bums and sweaty crutch!!! You sure pregnancy isn't sexy?
ReplyDeleteMe too! I'm on the site like every day reading forums and stuff, ha :}
ReplyDeleteOh yes, definitely a very sexy time for ladies!
I'm fed up of waking up all sweaty and disgusting with a Jedward-like hairstyle, lmao!
Im fed up of randomly getting into sweats during the day! I think I am fine, I arrive at my desination and then EEK shiny face, no amount of face powder seems to help. Oh well all worth it in the end I am sure!
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